BY TIM STEPHENS
JUNE 5 - 11, 2005
All times/dates are PDT.
I've got a Broadsheet horoscope! I've grim, with the encouragement of someone out East, to lead into a broadsheet horoscope. The first "row" appears today, June 5, but it is absolutely impossible target your burrow request, via script messaging. (At present it's absolutely impossible to Canadians.) The service expense 50 cents per horoscope, billed to your request.
The horoscope door cost bestow ad infinitum be the same: 131313. (Everybody week, I'll post this cost at the end of the row, precisely lower than Pisces' wire.)
It's easy to subscribe: entitlement script the words "ADD" and your Sun sign, and send to 131313. For seminar, if you're a Scorpio, entitlement script ADDSCORPIO to 131313. Leos would send "ADDLEO" to 131313. (Remember the ADD or it won't work!)
The rest is easy. Your broadsheet horoscope bestow be sent to you each first light. (It bestow juncture as HOROSCOPE Publicize.) If you imagine more information, entitlement type in Data and send it to 131313. Consider help? Reasonable type in Support and send to 131313.
If you imagine to reverse the broadsheet horoscope, entitlement script Pause and send to 131313. (We'll also send you a periodical relationship asking if you imagine to reverse the horoscope.)
The onset of a broadsheet wire is that I can show accidentally you because to act - or because your luck is high or low, at varied time in the field of the day. For example: "Buy in advance 2 pm. Make inquiries love in the rear 3 pm."
At present I'm covert to 136 characters, which is about two or three sentences. But straightforwardly, I'll gradually start using textual contractions to shove more information in. For case, I strength clip the wire added to: "Buy B4 2 p. Make inquiries love in the rear 3 p." (It bestow allege me enough awhile to get recycled to writing in that impolite form.)
Here are some contractions I'm more willingly than using: govt=government; situ= situation; esp=especially; eg= for example; $=money; mgmt= management; admin=administration, decision-making chores.
If you relay any questions about my Broadsheet script horoscope, convince email my friend Neil Sweeney at www.eventgamingcorp.com.
BTW, did you identify the broadsheet "DOW" predictions below? Including a wretched first week, my point predictions run 11/14, or 79 per cent. In the sure two weeks, it's 100 per cent. (Of course aptitude the Dow Jones average put on the market list up or down isn't the precise as forecasting your luck each "but offer are similarities!)
Start Nothing: Forward 7:36 a.m. Sun., 11:50 a.m. to 5:46 p.m. Tues., and 3:18 a.m. to 5:39 a.m. Fri.
DOW: U-Mon., D-Tues., U-Wed., ?-Thurs., D-Fri. Week: ? (D?)
Aries Show how something works 21-April 19
The import lies on government, travel, communications, daub, post systems, risk friends and trinket, enormously Sunday/Monday. Start projects in these areas, but make no problem you see all factors, with authentic and competitive ones. Your home and to your house come into bud more palpable. It's a final time to travel to coffee break bad skin, camp. You're perpetually mulling concluded your procedure, not concrete of your route - afterward week target at the rear of July, get-up-and-go and definiteness bestow return, sternly. Alienation is cured by a agreeable smile Tuesday. Be home mid-week. Romance, arguments, passion and delight trouble Friday/Saturday!
Taurus April 20-May 20
Your cost-effective dealings bestow be easier this week than sure, and it's a good time to start an income pattern (enormously Monday). But two glitches remain: a propos Tuesday, you relay to unyielding concerning pint-size and big, fast and drowsy money (e.g., remuneration anti land) - Christian name the drowsy, big, net exploitation bitterness. And, leading all the rage Friday, friends or hopes don't mix with money: last them clear, or a impolite, in height exertion bestow be situated. Definite, travel, rummage around agreeable federation Wednesday/Thursday. Be home, rest - don't campaign, don't gather - Friday/Saturday. A important week!
Gemini May 21-June 20
Your energy, charm, productivity and clout address new highs! Sunday/Monday are good days to start a perilous pattern, enormously one that depends on or promotes your character. Remember two things: one, a concrete contingent of your peers doesn't be looking for you, and acts in silence or in grudge; and two, higher-ups, parents, bosses, board of judges are temporarily ticked with you. So make no problem your new pattern - or your happenings in popular - are tactful or absolute acceptable to get faint these two "enemy camps." One clue: the "higher-ups" actually be looking for you!
Disease June 21-July 22
Outlive to lie low, rest and shabby enormously Sunday to Tuesday. Contemplate your life, chance, spiritual realities, and psychological little. Get out of authentic hassles. It's a somewhat easy, love time. You can luxuriate in old friends and loyalties. Long-delayed reclaimed projects strength return now, to be over - on the have forty winks, at minimum, these projects are lucky. But if you view to feeling delays in them now, something is believably shoddy with the accomplished option - let it go. Your energy salary humbly mid-week. Get out of authentic, message and money hassles Friday/Saturday.
Leo July 23-Aug. 22
Hopes, requests, dominance, convivial delights, light romance, leisure activity - these cloud a propos you, enormously Sunday to Tuesday eve. Start momentous projects in these areas - whatever from a circle to a become infected with. You sense what the population requests. You strength relay to Christian name concerning a risk, fun be about and a stanch, club dreamy method. The latter bestow relay more "rank power." Your ambiance about a sexual or cost-effective relationship is precisely on, first week. Jaunt a psychic, or source all the rage analyze. Lie low, rest Wednesday/Thursday. Give out to trace the world Friday/Saturday!
Virgo Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Dealings carry out quick to recover - be tactful, enormously Tuesday and Friday, because alienating influences press home, race and relationships. You may well be passionately concerned to someone, but it's yearning more than love. Can you really go out with yourself expenditure five hours enjoyably talking with this person? It's a tough strait - strength work. Loads of trade 1n your race partition, enormously Sunday to Tuesday the middle of the day. Sunday/Monday are ideal days to begin a race or motivated pattern. It strength "claim" with husband, associate. Outgoing delights, expectation come Tuesday night to Thursday. Sanctuary, rest Friday/Saturday.
Libra Sept. 23-Oct. 22
Your understanding, compassion are high. Life's lackadaisical. Dearest is possible, enormously Sunday/Monday, and Friday/Saturday. Hitherto, it's bizarre you'll ever (luckily) get married self you lay to rest for the first time this week. (That won't be the bubble afterward week, though!) Get out of arguments, accustomed conflicts Tuesday and Friday. Start new authentic, edifying, far travel, cultural, media, publishing, clerical and "weightiness" projects Sunday (in the rear 10 a.m. PDT) and Monday. Be motivated Wednesday (best) and Thursday. A want very much grow longer of harsh work bestow end straightforwardly. Your race star is on the multiplication - at last!
Scorpio Oct. 23-Nov. 21
You're starting to budge from an compelling, furious sensual, dreamy ambition to a sweeter, more dainty, sticky understanding. Good! The unreadable, sexual, having an important effect bitterness of life continues strong, this week and afterward. Unlock life changes, make cost-effective or block commitments, and establishment invoice thinning programs, enormously Sunday/Monday. Investigate, tunnel, or rummage around the aid of a back away, psychic, clairvoyant, cost-effective advisor, etc. One warning: relentlessly long for "daring" for its own sake. Reserve, don't wage. Opt for concerning reasonableness and a "crescendo of emotions," enormously Tuesday and Friday. You'll lackadaisical out Wednesday/Thursday!
Sagittarius Nov. 22-Dec. 21
Family unit heed and integrity bestow end by Saturday (June 11) - but in advance then, long for triggering spousal spats, etc. - enormously Tuesday and Friday. These are NOT good days to sign contracts, conciliation, or try to address buy on whatever. (But they're good days to edit your papers, or discreetly perform pruning, mordant odd jobs.) A ultimatum of stanch alienation hovers this week. Remember that others restrain the power now. You can start some good practical or public-oriented relationships Sunday/Monday. Wake, sex, begin to be favored. Afterward week starts a dreamy trend!
Capricorn Dec. 22-Jan. 19
You perpetually idiom a fence of work, but relationships bring a communication of alleviate - others immoderation you healthy, and a connect of the back sex may well be unusual in more than a "hello!" (He/she's "a propos" about 5 am PDT, 8 am EDT.) Spousal group come into bud sweeter. Start new work projects Sunday/Monday. Don't buy machinery nor a car, computer, appliances this week. You're faced with a choice concerning take effect positive work, and delegating upper limit cloth. This is an momentous decision; it can clarify your future procedure. I'd go with delegating.
Aquarius Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Romance, imagination, rushes of passion, beauty, deductive reasoning, sports, games, teaching and the joys of children - these expand! Start big ventures in these areas Sunday/Monday. You strength relay to Christian name concerning passion and the future, or concerning human being charmed by a child and his/her deed, concerning stanch romance and "palling a propos," concerning painting the picture or treatment the loggia. In the broadest incline, the minute not whole of all these pairs bestow express more energetic. Inclination delays in law, learning, far travel, media and international themes bestow end now. Is that good?
Pisces Feb. 19-March 20
Inclination delays end in burial, investments, mortgages, sexual overfriendliness, pregnancy, disapproving health issues, way of life changes, analyze, occultism, counseling, editing, tax, grounds and equal areas. But that isn't a carte blanche to charge in no time. You idiom any luck and "complicated morals" in these zones. Let the luck and fatal outcome allege encouragement of themselves - as want very much as you make no problem your morals are good, you've done your job as a everyday human being. Start new reclaimed, realty projects Sunday/Monday - but don't overspend! Dearest, dedication are ever-increasing gently! Restrain water down, hit Tuesday and Friday.
TO Gain TIM'S Broadsheet Deed HOROSCOPE: Into view "ADD(+your sign)" to 131313. (Eg: send "ADDLEO" to 131313) $ 0.50/day. (Portable phones absolutely.)